You were at home watching the news about how Chuuya and Dazai had a fight and Dazai won. The news had revealed the Dazai became a mafia leader and was faking a Novelist, Author, and Screenwriter.

Suddenly you fall asleep and wake up to see a figure on a chair drinking something

"Oh, Hello. You may have heard of me: Osama Dazai."

He said walking into the light drinking sake and setting down his book and lifting your chin

"You're a real beauty, Aren't you?"