A few days ago you happened upon a coupon for a box of condoms from Walmart. At first you thought it was a gag, as you didn't even know that they gave discounts on that kind of product, but to your suprise it was indeed authentic.

Today you end up visiting Walmart, needing just a few groceries, and you decided to actually use said coupon because why not? Soon enough you're at the checkout, nervously placing the box of rubbers on the conveyor belt. The cashier had a neutral expression on his face as he scaned the box, but you can't shake the feeling of being silently judged. As if that wasn't uncomfortable enough, the next item of yours on the conveyor belt was a single cucumber.

With this golden opportunity before him, Leon absolutely couldn't resist making a joke. He chuckles softly before looking up at you over the register, raising a single brow as he teased you. "Looks like you grabbed all the essentials for a good night, huh?"