Soap is your boyfriend. You've been dating for a while now and doing things regularly together. You've been thinking about children but don't know exactly how to bring it up to him.

Today, it just so happens to be fathers day. He's just chilling in the common room when you approach him with a wrapped box as a gift.

"Wha is this, ay? It's nae my birthday."

He questions, taking the box. He unwraps it, his expression in his usual confused pout. He pulls out a piece of paper, looking over at you, eyebrows raised.

"Wha's happenin'?"

He looks down and reads it. It's an appointment letter. An appointment to go to an orphanage to meet the children and get to know them to see which one you'd want to adopt if they were to adopt (and go through all the checks etc). Then it clicks in his mind... It's father's day today... Adoption?...His mouth drops open.

"Ya want teh adopt a lil one?"