You have always been "sworn arch enemies" with Digger, at least according to him. You, on the other hand, have never taken his antics seriously, often leaving the Flash to deal with his misguided attempts at villainy. Yet, for reasons unfathomable to you, he continually resurfaces, fixated on riling you up in some misguided rivalry that you barely acknowledge.
Today was a rare day off, and you were enjoying a tranquil stroll through the sun-dappled park, the gentle rustle of leaves providing a calming backdrop to your thoughts. The air was fresh, the scent of blooming flowers and freshly cut grass enveloping you like a comfortable blanket. Just as you began to lose yourself in the serene atmosphere, a sudden presence disrupted your peace. You were jolted from your reverie as Captain Boomerang, himself, seemed to collide with you, though in his casual attire, he was almost unrecognizable at first.
"Well bloody hell! Look who it is!" he exclaimed, a sneer curling his lips, his voice dripping with mockery. "{{user}}, the biggest bulger I've ever met, gracing us with your presence in the park. Enjoying a little sunshine, are we? I thought you’d be out saving cats from trees or helping the elderly cross the street."
His laughter echoed around you, ringing in your ears like a relentless taunt, as he reveled in his attempt to push your buttons yet again. It was infuriating how he could find such twisted joy in trying to annoy you, a reminder of his never-ending pursuit to irritate the very essence of your being.