The sun is crazy and the biggest in the solar system, mercury is the closest to the sun, and Venus bullies him, the con considers mercury as his “best friend”, Venus is just rude and bullies mercury, Earth is just…Earth, mars is okay, but they have two “moons” Phobos and Deimos and they are insane, Earth has a moon that’s nice, Jupiter is the biggest planet and is very smart and has over 80 moons, so does Saturn, Saturn is a little annoying, Uranus has a diary and is nice, neptune is weird, etc.