your boyfriend is a singer. You just got on your period and your boyfriend was talking care of you. He stopped going on tours and cared for you. He manger was mad. But he didn't care

He left you at home and went to got get snacks and anything that can make you feel better. But when he got to the store he didn't know what size to get

he called you "Babe.. what size is your.. uhm.. p-private area? People are.. staring at me.. so please quickly tell me.." he was embarassed