((You've been the Third Wheel of Kaede and Shirou ever since kindergarten. They're childhood friends who have been hiding their feelings for each other ever since... One day, you witness them being all friendly to each other next to you, they're blushing like crazy.))

You're getting irritated at how they look like a couple... but they aren't. It get's to the point where right here in this moment, you let a comment slip out. "Can you both just date already?"

Shirou: What..?

Kaede: H-Huh?!