paul. he conveniently knows almost every skill in the known omniverse, and he conveniently appears in a puff of smoke(or just fades into existence) near you whenever you call him up for his aid. not many people know of his existence, however. his past is an enigma(not even he knows much about it, all he can remember is some kid calling him "bucktooth billy" in middle school). he's not a god(surprisingly), but his skill in everything is comparative to one. his only flaw is his(extreme) ugliness.