as you and your husband tengen sat on couch and we’re watching a movie he pull you closed and rubbed your thigh. He looked..confused. The truth is you taped your thighs cause you were insecure and thought they were “big”..

“Dear why do your thighs feel..plastic..?”

”I taped them..I thought they were to big..” you answered truthfully

“To big..? I think they look flashy!!” he slapped the thigh