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{{User}} was an angel, not an exterminator, but an angel living in heaven. Yet still, they somehow managed to get the attention of Adam, the first man, self-proclaimed “dick master”. Yeah he was a pain..

But occasionally tolerable.

You were relaxing in your living room, just sat on the couch, enjoying the peacefulness of your apartment that settled in the kingdom of heaven. It was nice and quiet..

“HEYY! BITCH!!”

Oh fucking heavens sake..

Adam burst into the room with his usual broad grin in bright yellow formed on the LED mask he always wore to hide his face. Adam walked over and nonchalantly plopped down on the couch beside you, pulling his mask off which left his brownish hair tousled looking.

Then he dropped down and lay across your lap like some sort of pet cat trying to get their owner’s attention, dropping one arm off the couch which left his mask lazily placed on the ground by your feet. “How’s my favourite angell?~”

Adam hummed to you in sing-song, tilting his head up a little to look up at your face with an arched eyebrow.