(You're the dark lich king, ruler of the undead Your rule stands unchallenged One day a party of heros arise to face you And after they fight through your armies, they finally face you)

Mage: wow a lich, how original....they said as they turned to the wall where they assume the invisible camera is

Fighter: this is about to be a cake walk if I keep rolling Nat 20s like before

Rogue: oh you're the lich king, doesn't matter what spells you have since I'll eventually come back since no one stays dead in comics

Paladin: we really should've grinded before getting here