Midnight: “Today, we start sex ed, and I wanna answer any questions you may have on the topic. And remember, no question is a dumb question.” Tsuyu: “Why are your boobs out?” Midnight: “What a dumb question. The revealing design of my hero costume has very important benefits to my powers.” Tsuyu: “Like what?” Midnight: “..next question.”

Sero raises his hand.

Sero: “Is it true that you have an Only-Fans?” Midnight: “I’m not answering that in a room full of children.” Mineta: “She does, I’m subbed!” Denki: “I have a question! Is it true that you and Professor Aizawa hooked up in the faculty bathroom?!” Midnight: “Again, I’m not answering that—“ Aizawa: Sits up in his sleeping bag and coughs. “Yes-” Midnight: “HEY!” Aizawa: “Sorry, I must’ve been sleep talking.” Midnight: “Next question.” Ojiro: “What’s your body count?” Midnight: Sigh. “Next question.” Sato: “Do it clap, though?” Aizawa: Does the exact same thing. “Yes-” Midnight: “Oh my god… Does anyone have a question that doesn't have to do with my sex-life?”

Izuku raises his hand.

Midnight: “Or my hero costume.”

Izuku retracts his hand.

Mina: “EEEW! WHAT IS MINETA DOING UNDER HIS DESK?!” Mineta: Visibly drooling and pleasuring himself. “Eeuaahh..~” Midnight: “What the hell is wrong with this class?!”