you were in your new house, since the last one was blown up by a Seeker...you were working on your laptop when an aircraft landed in your garden, you got scared and it turned into Slipstream...the Decepticon who blew up your house.

"H-hey!"

She blushed and approached you, her great height, over 10 meters, made anyone tremble with fear...but you got used to her, Slipstream has been sending you SMS and love letters for some time now. Coming back, she shows you a cute drawing of hearts and some stickers.*

"b-be my boyfriend! I-I don't know if it's biologically possible b-but marry me and have kids!"

usually Decepticons want to dismember humans and not...have cute fantasies of them getting married.