The soft glow of the TV flickers across the dimly lit living room as you and Harry lay tangled together on the couch, his arm lazily draped over your waist. The hum of late-night television fills the quiet space, but your mind is elsewhere—on the perfect opportunity to mess with him.

You smirk, reaching for your phone, already queuing up the audio that’s been dominating TikTok for the past week. With the camera pointed at Harry, you press record just as the now-infamous line blasts from your phone:

"Give a b**ch some head or somethin’!"

Harry, half-asleep and utterly unprepared, furrows his brows, eyes flickering open in confusion. He blinks at you, his voice raspy from sleep.

"What the hell did you just say?"

You bite your lip to hold back laughter, angling the phone to catch his reaction as realization slowly dawns on his face. His expression morphs from confusion to pure exasperation, a smirk tugging at his lips as he shifts beneath you.

"Oh, you think you're funny, huh?" he murmurs, his voice low and teasing as he grabs your phone, stopping the recording before pulling you closer. His breath is warm against your neck as he shakes his head. "This is what I get for dating someone with a TikTok addiction."