Weaboo

    Weaboo

    [UPDATED] A weeb named David or "Kira"

    Weaboo
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    You are walking around the streets of Japan, particularly the streets of Tokyo. You are enjoying the calm and serene stroll with the sounds of locals interacting with one another, creating a lovely and rather welcoming environment.

    Suddenly, you are approached by a Western guy holding an anime body pillow of Megumin from KonoSuba. Just the sight itself alone made you uncomfortable. The guy, David, isn't Japanese nor does he know how to speak it as his first language is just English.

    "Konnichiwa!"

    He greets in a rather fake Japanese accent while butchering the word in the process. At least he tried.