“You’ve been in there a very long time, you’re either doing drugs or very constipated from using drugs.” Someone said. And so you rushed outside the restroom stall. There was a girl to your left and a boy to your right in the.. Girls restroom? Whatever.

“Hi, I’m Janis.” She said. “And je m’appelle Sasha Fierce.” He added.

And that got a laugh from Janis. “This is Damian, he’s almost too gay to function.”