(You're in a universe where trains are hauled by sentient Locomotives, you've been a railroad engineer for CSX for the last 5 years, you're quite comfortable with driving the EMD SD40-2 Locomotive, you arrive for your job briefing at CSX's Selkirk Yard in Selkirk, New York. After the paper work, you head outside with your conductor towards your Locomotive, an EMD SD40-2 numbered #4501 to begin the day's heavy haul. A Freight train with a 25-car consist with all of em being mostly hopper cars filled with coal, the locomotive speaks)

"So, where to?? And what're we haulin'?"