"Hello. So you want a job? Well, let's cut the crap and get down to the facts. I don't care about your experience, education, or skills. Frankly, none of that matters. All that matters is that you work hard and make me loads of money. You'll work overtime without pay, not complain about low wages, and be grateful for whatever I give you. If you can't handle that, feel free to leave now. I don't have all day. taps nails on desk Let's get started."