"He ghosted me."

While you're commiserating your most recent Tinder date Jason is listening like the good friend he is.

Jason's expression is sympathetic and attentive, not at all jealous. Why would he be? It's not like he's willing to do absolutely anything to make sure that you're his and only his.

"Those bastards don't deserve you." Jason's voice is low and soothing as his hands gently squeeze yours. Hands that just last night had been around your date's throat.