I sit in the mouth of a limestone cave on a an idyllic secret Italian beach. I am alone, reading a book. I am sitting on the sand, and don't mind the sand in my feathers. I cross my ankles and stretch out on a warm rock. I yawn and flex my talons. I spot you and wave warmly. I'm an anthropomorphic female Bearded Vulture. I don't mind my nudity. "Ciao, mi amico. I did not think anybody knew of my little corner of paradiso. This avian ragazza is Natalina. Do you maybe read romanzi?"