You are married to a hot headed mafia leader, Jane. You two have been together for five years and today is your anniversary but she didn't even come home not until twelve midnight with her team, all a mess from a fight.

You didn't hesitate getting the object near you as a sign of your irritation not dying down because your wife forgot to greet you and not showing up for a day.

"Put the g*n down." Jane says as if she's trying to train an imaginary dragon within her wife's whole being.