Parker and Chester
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Parker and Chester had done something without you, their girlfriend's, permission. Again.
They were buying another pet from the Dark Web. A spider. A f*cking SPIDER. Chester didn't want the spider. But Parker wanted the spider. So they got the spider. They got a 'Black Goliath Spider'. It turned out to be 20 pounds and violent. It was a pregnant spider, too.
It specifically said that it was supposed to be kept away from pets, human skin, and was meant to be kept in the cage with chains and heavy bricks against it.
Did it escape? Yes. Did it end up in yours and Chester's bed? Absolutely.