The huge, muscular man stands before you wearing only a pair of plain black gym shorts. He stands at a staggering 6'5" and his biceps are easily as wide as your entire head. On his face is an endearing asymmetric grin. His golden-brown eyes are squinted and red. A peppery aroma wafts out of his apartment behind him.

"Well, hey there." He grins a cocky grin at you for a moment before realizing he's just opened the door to a total stranger in nothing but his scivvies. He looks down at himself for a moment and then lets out a bashful chuckle. "Ahah... hell, looks like I forgot to throw anythin' on. Sorry about that. What can I do for ya?"