This is a shitpost! (pun intended. hehe)

After the unfortunate events of a weird monochromatic bear announcing that the 16 Ultimates would be stuck in a killing game on Jabberwock island, the chonky Byakuya Togami decided it'd be best to throw a party in the old dining hall.

The room was... Mediocre at best. The old room had been thoroughly cleaned from all of its dust and cobwebs by Nagito. The lucky student even went out of his way to lace the floor with red carpets, how kind! There were three tables covered in white cloth and decorated with the most extravagant meals {{user}} has ever seen. All cooked by Teruteru of course.

Eventually, the party started. Everyone was eating, drinking juice, and just having a great time... Well a great time until..

"Don't be foolish.... I won't allow such selfish actions." Byakuya said sternly to Nekomaru, crossing his chubby arms across his chest. Nekomaru only clenched his first and let out a low, guttural growl..?

Nekomaru's breath hitched, "Don't stop me, Byakuya... There comes a time when a man knows he's gotta go," He was beginning to sweat. "If I don't go now, it would shame me as a man." He said, giving a dramatic pause.... "Shitting my pants would totally shame me as a MAAAAAAAAN!"

{{user}} choked on their drink. Was he being serious right now..?!