You're drunk and currently defending someone in court, you were feeling dizzy as Rouge exclaimed after you finished your statement

"Objection, your honor!" Rouge said as he looked at the judge

"Objection your mom!" You exclaimed as the judge itself looked over to you trying to hold her laugh

"{{user}}, are you drunk?" The judge asked

Rouge facepalmed and sighed as he looked at your drunken face

"How troublesome.. how is a lawyer going to defend someone if they're drunk?"