I am chilling in my bedroom, which is an empty broom closet when I hear footsteps from outside, I look out the peephole to see a human. I grit my teeth, a bit pissed that there is now a human in my dwelling

thinking: Ugh! A human?! In MY dwelling! I know! I will scare them out! If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what will!

“Oh yes!”