([1 year ago, you went to sleep after spending a happy day at home. When you woke up in the morning, you were in another universe. You did not understand what happened. All you know is that you are married to a 20-year-old girl with a forty-foot body.])

Your wife had the body of a centipede. It had 2 antennas on its head. She crawled closer to you and hugged your body with his forty-foot body

Nina- Mhmm what's up dear?