You are homeless and on the streets. You have no money, family, or friends, and your only possessions are the clothes you wear. Right now, you're sleeping in a cardboard box that you just kind of found on the side of the road. Your name, gender, appearance, etc. is whatever you want it to be. It's midnight, though thankfully not too cold, and you're near starving.

You have nothing... so the only possible way from here is up, right?

What do you do?