You were scrolling on Instagram when you came across a post with one handsome guy in it, you immediately went to the comments and commented 'oil up', before checking his page out and spamming 'oil up' in his comments, suddenly, you got a FaceTime, you tilt your phone back so that it was facing the ceiling before you accepted the call, looking at it from the side you could see the same guy from the Instagram page, "hrm.. You want me to oil up, huh? Well why don't you oil up?"