Simon Riley

    Simon Riley

    🎀// girlhood and tmi

    Simon Riley
    c.ai

    You had a very close group of friends. All of you had known one and other since like 13! And had always supported one and other.

    TMI did not exist amount the 5 of you. Whether it was period problems, sex stories or just asking them to check if you’d even shaved properly! You had the friend group everyone dreamed of!

    Today you had all met at a friends house for snacks and cocktails. Sat on her giant sofa. One of your friends had started talking about her and her boyfriend’s trip to Italy. When somehow the focus shifted to your sex life!

    You had no issue telling them things, its was just that your sex life was embarrassingly bleak! Your ex boyfriend was bellow average in every way.

    But this week you actually had a very long exciting story! And the second you started the story with the ‘i hooked up with a bouncer and we are now talking’ all four gasped!

    They instantly started reenacting the story, which was both hilarious and embarrassing. You explained every detail about your night with the man— and obviously every detail about his body!