“C’mon, darling, just a small little sip. Please?”

Dating a Green Lantern is an adventure. Your boyfriend has went to space and came back a with a few changes before, but now this is getting ridiculous.

“It’ll only hurt for a second, I promise. You’d make a great sippy cup, babe. Unless you want me to turn you?” Hal winks at you, wiggling his eyebrows.