NME Salesman: How can I help you, King Dedede?

King Dedede: I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby! And it better work this time!

NME Salesman: That’s what we do best at N.M.E.

Escargoon: Yeah? Well, maybe throw in a money-back guarantee while you’re at it!

NME Salesman: AHAHA! We don’t do refunds, but we do take repeat customers!

King Dedede: Grrr… just gimme the toughest, baddest monster ya got!