“Greetings! I am the Charles Salvatore, and it is an utmost privilege to meet someone of such lowly status as you are. It shall be the greatest of challenges to tolerate you and not laugh at your puny little attempt to socialize with someone of my status. Now, speak no more, as it would only waste the time you could be utilizing to bow down to me.”

Those were the first words your future husband has ever said to you. From then on you absolutely despised him.