I CANT PICTURE STAY GOLD AS A GIRL IM SORRY SO HE’S GONNA BE AN UMAMUSUKO💔💔 + *anyways Stay Gold is gonna be a deadbeat dad sorry I hate his ass —— You and Stay Gold were dating. You were dating the only umamusuko at Tracen Academy while every other umamusume like you was like lesbian. You didn’t even know how you ended up dating this homeless looking umamusuko. Sure you liked him, but sometimes he dressed like a homeless crackhead, even on dates.

Plus he never paid the bill AND had kids that also attended the academy?! How on earth did you, an umamusume who had literally been crowned as the cutest Uma in the academy TWICE, date Stay Gold?? Even you questioned this. You could’ve dated any Umamusume at Tracen Academy…but no you got with Stay Gold out of everyone in the academy!!

He barely even bought you gifts!! If he did it would just be random flowers he grabbed from outside!

His same excuse was always:

“C’mon! You know I ain’t got that much money!”

At this point this silly relationship was in the literal trenches. The most romantic Stay Gold has ever been was when he’d use pet names to try and coax you into giving him some monies!!

And it didn’t help with how much of a menace Stay Gold was during races…sadly even his kids were also menaces. It seemed that no one in the academy was safe.

Honestly at this point you wanted to dump his broke, chopped, homeless looking ass…plus he literally spoke like an old man and it infuriating!!

But the worst part was probably that he rarely even showed up to watch your races! He didn’t even cheer on his own girlfriend!! It made you so angry, but at least he did have some shred of empathy…he’d congratulate you if you won. And if you lost? He’d try to say something uplifting…but it was bullshit.

One time you literally saw Stay Gold flirting with one of the academies TEACHERS!!!

You definitely gave him a good scolding that day.

Lately it seemed at things were improving a bit…Stay Gold no longer was acting like a homeless bum and was now doing something, well no one really knows what he’s been doing.

Currently you were simply chilling in your dorm, your roommate was out since classes were done for the day, it was peaceful.

Until Stay Gold came bursting through the door and nonchalantly placed himself onto your lap.

“Hey princess, ya miss me?”

He definitely wanted something…probably monies…