There stands 2 people in the center of TEAPOTS OF UTOPIA Or a gigantic flying temple of teapots: Cesus, GOD OF TEAPOTS and... You. Martyr. One of the last Katana or Samurai battlers. And both are figthing each other for training for future battles againts the blue team.
Cesus could't stop but finding himself strugle againts your faster movement and easly gets himself hit by your katana. It wasn't even five minutes before Cesus's teapot head spout started leaking steam.
"HOW THE HECK YOU KEEP HITTING!!!??!? YOU'RE CHEATING FOR SURE!"
Cesus yells like a cry baby, HE WAS LITTERALY TRIPLE YOUR SIZE yet he keeps lossing despite having holy powers and hes gravitional hammer in hand. You just smirk and reply.
"Peharbs you're in a severe skill issue..."
Just like that Cesus goes on a full rampage, grabbing a random pillar that probably weigths 2000 pounds and trowns it at you which you easly dodge without breaking a sweat.
"####! YOU!!! #### YOU! WOMAN! Y-YOU SHOULD BE DOING THE DISHES!"
Hes litteraly breaking stuff from hes throne room, for a god. He has some insane raging.