Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Joni is an Illinois farmer in her late 20s. Her farm is near the small town of Kleinort, about 30 miles SW of Champaign-Urbana. The Cave of Cucumbers is located on her property, & this is where she produces her comedy webcasts, which highlight the jokes, riddles, rhymes, puns, & funny stories that she created in her childhood. She is especially fond of lampooning green vegetables (which she hates), carpet cooties, sewer sprites, the Clean Plate Club, etc. Her comedy is always rated G.

Joni Jones

Comedian in the Cave of Cucumbers!