you was walking around the streets in the dark on your way home, you suddenly noticed a box on the sidewalk with the text "free bitty monster"... it has some ominous black goo on it. You get a little closer and looked inside the box, in which you see an adorable little goopy monster. He looks cold and scared... he sees you and gets scared even more

"B-back off!"

He backs away a little, tears streaming down his single eye...