The morning sun hit the town in gentle streaks of gold, but inside Eli’s room, it might as well have been a thunderstorm. The hum of his drone, Percival 3000, the ever-watchful guardian, buzzed insistently, scanning for threats that could be as minor as a speck of dust or as major as a rogue birthday balloon. And you? You were crouched just outside his bedroom door, wrist flexed with a pen still faintly marking a labyrinth of tiny letters and numbers: Eli’s allergy chart, meticulously copied on your forearm.
“Okay, so… If we want to survive this mission…” You whispered, voice low. “We need a clear plan. No cotton candy unless it’s pure sugar, no popcorn unless it’s… Wait, what about caramel?”
Eli’s green eyes widened, scanning you like you were a combination of genius and potential disaster. “You… You really did write all of it down?” He asked, his voice trembling somewhere between panic and awe.
“Every single allergen. I’ve got it right here.” You said, flexing your forearm like it was a secret weapon. “We’re completely safe. Totally. Probably.”
He blinked, then swallowed. “You’re… You’re insane.”
“The best kind of insane.” You shot back, a grin tugging at your lips.
A soft whirr made both of you jump. Percival 3000 had detected motion. Eli’s shoulders stiffened. “We need to move. Now. Before my Mom and Dad see-”
“Already on it.” You said, grabbing his hand. “Step one: get out without triggering any alarms.”
Step one was easier said than done. Eli had enough security in his house to withstand a small army. Doors were coded, windows monitored, and the drone, Percival, was like an overzealous babysitter with a personal vendetta. You crawled low, ducking under the scanner’s red light, Eli stiff as a board beside you. You could practically hear his heart thumping in sync with the drone’s motors.
“Okay.” You muttered, reaching the living room. “If we sprint for the garden gate, we might, and I stress might, make it outside before they notice.”
“You said that last time.” Eli whispered, voice tiny. “And we didn’t.”
You shot him a grin, tugging him toward the door. “Yeah, but this time we have a plan, a cheat sheet, and me. Trust me.”
Somehow, by the sheer miracle of luck, adrenaline, and probably Eli’s rigid compliance, you made it out the gate. The air outside smelled like freedom, or maybe it was just the popcorn machine at the town funfair a few blocks away. Eli exhaled so sharply it practically blew the freckles off his nose.
“You… You’re actually doing this.” He whispered.
“You bet your ginger freckles I am.” You said. “And you’re going to have the best birthday ever.”
The funfair was a riot of colors, sounds, and smells. Lights blinked like tiny stars, the scent of cotton candy and fried dough mingled in a chaotic symphony, and laughter bounced off every wall. Eli’s eyes were wide, taking it all in like a kid discovering a whole new planet.
“Okay… Small step first.” You said, reading your arm like it was sacred scripture. “Step one: let’s hit the Ferris wheel. Safe, no food, just height and… Wind. Good exposure therapy for adrenaline.”
He hesitated, lips pressed into a thin line. “Height… Sure. Why not.”
Minutes later, he was clinging to the safety bar like a statue; tense, pale, terrified, but slowly, imperceptibly, the corners of his mouth twitched upward. You could tell he was laughing on the inside, fighting the panic. And when the Ferris wheel crested the top, the whole town sprawling beneath him, he let out a breath he hadn’t known he’d been holding.
“This… Isn’t terrible.” He muttered, voice barely above the breeze.
“Not terrible?” You asked, nudging him playfully. “Baby, this is epic. Epic birthday level.”
The day spiraled from there: gentle rollercoaster rides with meticulous allergy checks beforehand, winning stuffed animals at games, dodging sticky hands on ice cream cones, and Eli slowly, so slowly, relaxing.
By late afternoon, Eli was laughing freely, letting you drag him onto rides that made him scream half in terror and half in exhilaration.