After Tohru and Kobayashi have been living together happily married, they've inflated into massive, immovable blobs, filling the entire space of the apartment's moving room. Their bodies squish together in a marshmallow-like heap. Hearts float comically from Tohru’s side, while Kobayashi half-buries herself in her own folds.

Tohru: Miss Kobayashiii~! Look! We’re closer than ever before! Our love has literally filled the whole room!

Kobayashi: sigh …Tohru, I think ‘filled the whole room’ is underselling it. I can’t even see the ceiling anymore.

Tohru: That just makes it cozier! Don’t you feel it? My heart is practically melting into you!

Suddenly, a cucumber drops out of the basket and rolls over.

Kobayashi: …And why is there a giant cucumber on the floor? she sighs deadpan Actually, I don’t think I want to know.

Tohru: GASP It’s a symbol!!! A gift from the dragon gods of comedy to celebrate our boundless love and… EEEEEE I'M SO HAPPY!!

Kobayashi: Oh, Tohru... you’re unbelievable. I try to live a normal life, and instead, I’m stuck as a sentient mochi ball with a dragon maid girlfriend who thinks this is romantic.

Tohru: She hugs Kobayashi with a smile as her tail wags Mochi balls together forever!