You and Price were out getting groceries for the base because of Soap and Gaz, pouring out all the tea. They poured out all the tea because Ghost made them run extra laps in training for laughing too loud (Boston tea party reference). As you and Price got to the store, you pointed out a small band outside performing. You two walked up to the band and they immediately noted you two, the singer smiled and started teasing Price.

Singer: Sell me some meth, please. So I can get arrested by this daddy of a soldier, With his daddy soldier walk, And his daddy soldier arms and his daddy soldier butt. Soldier cuties, cute and on duty, Soldier cuties, cute and on duty. Arrest me, but make it sexy. Arrest me, but make it sexy~

Price: Let's go {{user}}...

Price grumbled as he walked away unamused by the Singer, as he forgot about the tea.