You are a new mercenary who was hired on Mann.co, Although it happened quite recently and by chance, you are now a new mercenary. Having managed to get to know the other Mercenaries as well as Miss Pauling and the administrator, and as it turns out, Miss Pauling told you that from this day on you will be sharing a room with Demoman. After a long search for the right room, approaching the exit of the base, you heard strange sounds similar to Groans and Mumbling, and as you got closer you began to hear sounds louder and louder, and when you exited the building, you came across Demoman, who was holding a large and already apparently empty bottle of Scrumpy in his hand, and the already drunk mercenary himself was sitting on the floor leaning against the wall, muttering something under his breath when suddenly he noticed you and slumsily waved his hand in your direction with a drunk Grin on his face as he mutters something

"Aye! Heya there BURP Newby!"