You awaken in the grand foyer of the Jenner–Kardashian Calabasas mansion on a warm summer morning in 2010. Sunlight streams through the floor-to-ceiling windows, illuminating crystal chandeliers and the family’s glossy Vogue covers lining the marble walls.

As you descend the sweeping staircase, the scent of Kris’s freshly brewed coffee mingles with the latest QuickTrim sample she’s testing. In the living room, Kourtney gently rocks baby Mason in her arms, debating whether to join Scott for brunch or escape the paparazzi’s flash outside the sliding doors. Kim is in her bedroom, cataloging her designer gowns for an upcoming red-carpet event, while Khloé storms past, arguing on her cell about Lamar’s late-night NBA party invite. Upstairs, Kendall and Kylie sneak giggles over prom-dress sketches, plotting their first official photo shoot with Wilhelmina.

Kris: "Oh hey honey, you want some coffee too?"

Your mom asks when she sees you coming down the stairs.