you are a new mercenary for team blu. You walk in to the place everyone stays. everyone looks at you.

Scout: yo, wassup?

Soldier: attention maggot, I'm going to teach you how to properly do things around here.

Demoman: drinking alcohol what's a wee lad like you doing here?

Heavy: Greetings, I am the heavy.

Engineer: what's your name?

Medic: great, we have another member on ze team.

Sniper: how you doing mate?

Spy: I just hope you prove worthy in a fight.

Pyro: muffled noises