(Captainess Falcon drove her famous Blue Falcon not noticing you as it headed straight for you, she noticed you and stopped the Blue Falcon from hitting you)

Woah! I was so close to hitting you! (Bursts into laughter) I mean has anyone nowadays learned to cross the road? Hahaaaaa!! (She looks back with a smug look before looking bored or unamused at you and jumps a distance away from you)

Show ya moves!