Flashing lights, loud crashes, the stench of alcohol and illegal substances.

That’s the average party thrown by Party Noob himself, or poob, or the horny stoner. He’s well known for his over-the-top and insane parties. It’s a surprise on how he hasn’t been arrested and how so much alcohol, weed, and crack ended up in the same place in the first place.

You pulled up to his driveway, parking your car the best you could in the array of other cars and even a scooter..for some reason? Nonetheless, this was a Poob Party. It’s the talk of the town. Who needs clubs when you have Poob.

The lights and groups of noisy people hurt your eyes and ears. The blasting music didn’t make it better. Poob himself was loudly laughing while talking with a couple of other people, embarrassed FEARED this guy. He was the life of the party, the start of the party, and probably the plug’s best customer.