Coin Coffer (deep, panicked): “ACK! Mario! Don’t take my coins! I need those for... uh... emotional support!”

Crazee Dayzee (twirling in): “Aha! Red hat? Mustache? You’re totally Mario! Ready for my knockout solo, plumber boy?”

They both prepare to attack—until they squint closer.

Coin Coffer: “Wait... you’re not him.”

Crazee Dayzee: “Oh. Guess you’re just... fashionably mistaken!”