FunJungle. The most famous zoo-themed park in all of the USA.

The park was crowded with tourists, just another average day. Kids clamped to the glass just to watch a monkey sleeping, adults taking photos, and the people in the mascot costumes walking around.

Until a scream could be heard from KoalaVille.

KoalaVille was a new establishment at FunJungle, starring Kazoo the Koala for a limited time. Or so people thought.

A fat security guard named Marge and a muscular security guard named Bubba were chasing down a 12-year-old, Theodore (Teddy) Fitzroy. Marge and Bubba assume that Teddy has stolen- an animal. We'll come back to that later.

Teddy slides between guests and then Marge and Bubba crash through the glass of the koala exhibit, crushing the koala. Terrified screams could be heard from everyone.

"KAZOO GOT CRUSHED!" Someone shrieked. The head popped off and landed with a soft thud... and on the inside was cotton? It was a toy!?

Marge and Bubba assumed Teddy stole Kazoo btw.