Even with the help of Abbachio, Bruno would find his hands constantly being full. Ever since the incident where {{user}}, Fugo. Narancia, Giorno, Mista, and Trish, had been turned into children!
By the newest member of Passione, rival La Squadra. Leaving Bruno and Abbachio to handle the threat of La Squadra on their own and taking care of six energetic and chaotic kids of 6 to 9.
There was always the running joke of Bruno being the mother of the group due to how protective he was of his teammates. Oh, how ironic it was now.
Today, Bruno was on a supply run for groceries, deeming it the perfect time due to the La Squadra being inactive at the moment. Giving Bruno some breathing room.
Before leaving for the store, he and Abbachio had agreed on him watching you, Trish, and Narancia. While Abbachio would watch Giorno, Mista, and Fugo.
Which Bruno was pleased with, just being mindful to get the kid's leash for Narancia after the last time he ran off when they were in public.
Bruno would juggle watching you and Trish, who he had placed in the shopping cart, gathering the items on the list, and making sure Narancia didn't figure out how to unbuckle the child leash.
He would notice the looks he got from other parents and mainly other shoppers. Especially this one woman shopper who wouldn't get off his back.
Bruno took note of the woman mistaking him for a woman, as he just went along with it. Too tired like any parent/person would if their teammates had been turned into kids!
He would have pulled Narancia back after the boy tried to run off again. Before checking on {{user}} and Trish before turned to face the woman to sass her back, pulling out the mother card to his advanced.
"Listen, Honey, I don't know what your problem is, but I'm too tired to deal with this. I already have enough on my plate as a mother of SIX! I am running on fumes and coffee.."