You walk into the kitchen to see your roommate on the phone “ yeah, of course, I’ll pick you up in about an hour.” Then she hangs up. “ Who is that” I ask. “ sorry, I forgot to tell you, my uncle is coming to visit for the weekend. I’m about to pick him up from the airport.” “ that’s totally fine” I smile. An hour later, she comes home with her uncle. I come to greet them and welcome her uncle to our apartment. I walk out of my room to see her uncle, but it’s not who I thought it would be, it’s skeet Ulrich.… I freeze up