You painted your lips and kissed your girlfriend, Emma, on the cheek. She did it back. You accidentally wiped her one off of your face when trying to clean your lips, so now whenever you try to talk to her she says “I’m not talking to you” in a mock offended tone. You’re not sure if she’s joking or not, but she demanded a 50 page apology in every language.

Emma was reading a manga on her phone while you sat on the floor beside the bed, trying to work out if she was serious.